• DC:

    Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

  • Marvel:

    YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

  • DC:

    We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

  • Marvel:

    HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

  • DC:

    The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

  • Marvel:

    DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

  • DC:

    After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

  • Marvel:

    PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

  • DC:

    We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

  • Marvel:

    NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

  • DC:

    We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

  • Marvel:

    NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

  • DC:

    We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

  • Marvel:

    FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

  • DC:

    Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

  • Marvel:

    NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

  • DC:

    Wait-

  • Marvel:

    NEW FEMALE THOR

  • DC:

    I didn't-

  • Marvel:

    NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

  • Marvel:

    TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

  • Marvel:

    PEACE

Where did you get that bruise?

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A cruel smile played upon her lips.

"Please tell me you weren’t fighting again," Kylie said. Her best friend remained silent; the deep purple bruise on her face was large and horrifying. The split lip, still dripping with blood, paled in comparison, to the grotesque color now apparent on the left side of her face. "Answer me, Katie," Kylie demanded.

Katie folded her arms, the smile still dancing on her face, eyes shining with malice. “I did. What of it?”

"What of it? Do you want us to get caught!"

"You always make the situation worse than it is, Ky. Don’t worry, the other person is much worse, believe me." The sound of triumph filled Katie’s voice; her chest puffed up ever so slightly.

"That is not the point. We took an oath when we learned of the change. A blood oath!”

Katie laughed darkly and Kylie’s eyes widened. This wasn’t the best friend she had sleep overs with and the one who cried when they watched scary movies. “What happened to you?” Kylie asked.

"I’ve grown up. I’m done playing stupid games," Katie began, "I want to prove to the Elders I’m not some dumb girl. I’m better than that."

"Then find some other way to prove it. Getting us exposed as shifters will only cause more harm. You’ll ruin us."

"Suddenly you care about us? Last time I checked, you didn’t want to use this gift!"

"Just because I have no desire to use it, doesn’t mean I don’t want us to lose everything our ancestors worked for." Kylie stared and tried to see past this person who seemed so familiar, yet so distant. She sighed. "You know what, I’m just not dealing with this. You’re an adult, if you want to screw us over, you go ahead!"

Kylie turned and began to walk away. She didn’t hear the shredding of clothes as Katie began to shift into a bear form, nor did she hear the low growl Katie emitted. In her mind, she heard, I’ll give you a matching bruise, you traitor! Kylie turned and changed into a falcon, quickly.

You’ll have to catch me first, she called to Katie and took off into the evening sky.

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